Stuff on My Swiss Boyfriend

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Sunday, 21 March 2010

Suzy: Why, whatever could be underneath this pot of chilli seedlings?

... Of course! It's Rachel's Swiss Boyfriend.

Chorus: Hooray!

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There are many things to ask me about the stuff and the bloke, perhaps?

Q. Why do you put stuff on your Swiss boyfriend?

A. It allows me to reach inner peace.

Q. Doesn't he get a say?

A. Yes, but so far he doesn't seem to mind.

Q. Does it have to be Swiss stuff?

A. No, but the symmetry is pleasing.

Q. Can I put some stuff on your Swiss boyfriend?

A. It depends what the stuff is. Probably, if we know you!

Rachel: I'm a "something in chemistry" in the Silicon Fen, a dabbling writer, photographer and bassist in a band. I'm left-wing, feminist, queer, vegan, atheist, in love and somewhat surrealist, aided in my quixotic quests by my loyal snail Sparky. I seem to have got out of Cambridge University only to find myself living in a Pod with computer scientists and communal brown rice and lentils.