Above: My Swiss Boyfriend invokes the spirit of birdhood using my brother's silver rubber duck.
Below: He is rewarded by having a crow put on him. Spectators are amazed.
Q. Why do you put stuff on your Swiss boyfriend?
A. It allows me to reach inner peace.
Q. Doesn't he get a say?
A. Yes, but so far he doesn't seem to mind.
Q. Does it have to be Swiss stuff?
A. No, but the symmetry is pleasing.
Q. Can I put some stuff on your Swiss boyfriend?
A. It depends what the stuff is. Probably, if we know you!
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